Here at Vladimir Lenin Revolutionary High School (home of the Fightin' Red Menace — touchdown, comrades!), we will certainly be showing President Õbámâ's revolutionary diatribe to our sheep-like masses of American schoolchildren! The children will all gather in the gymnasium, where our Revolutionary Jumbotron will be lowered from the ceiling to prepare for the Broadcast from Heaven from our Imminent Leader. While we establish the connection to the Kremlin, oops, White House, the children will march around the gymnasium in a correct circle, singing songs celebrating the state and impugning the genitalia of the capitalist lackeys.
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